Friday, January 23, 2009

Quotes

I spent a lot of time with Dominyk yesterday. In fact, four hours and twenty three minutes straight, most of them one on one, to be exact. And I promise you that his mouth never stopped moving for more than 15 seconds in that entire time period. It was either making noises or it was saying words.

And example one of his profound comments? "I'm thinking about becoming a hobo when I grow up to avoid taxes."

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Tonight the van was revving high and I mentioned that it sounded like a jet. "Maybe it's the engine" Jimmy replied.

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I bought pajamas with lace all over them today at the JCPenney Clearance sale. They were a size XXXL. My daughters where a size zero. Tony asked, "Who are those for?" I simply responded, "Dad."

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Before praying the other night Bart said, "Can't I just say ditto." I said, "I'm so going to blog that." He called me a name. I'm not going to tell you what it was.

4 comments:

Torina said...

I so needed that laugh :) thank you!

Kari said...

Now that it's tax time I'm kind of wishing I had gone the hobo route, too.

Beth said...

LOL Tell Bart he is not the only one that feels that LOL
Often time when we go around the room with prayer I think.. How could God not answer all those (repeated)requests (cheesy Grin)

Unknown said...

Thanks for the laughs! Ah, one the benefits of a large family: Free Entertainment!

I hope Bart likes his new PJs.

He could always just insert a "Yeah, what she says." into the prayer.