If my husband said that to me I would immediately go online to Sephora and order the Clarsonic acne-clearing device for $145. It kills acne breakouts by zapping them with short, very intense blasts of heat. The I'd browse through the other offerings from Sephora and order me another $500 or so worth of makeup and facial treatments, just so I wouldn't go around looking like a cyclops, y'know?
HAHAHAHA!!!!! Love that, fosterabba!!! I had one of those 8 years ago when we moved. I called it my "peach" because it was HUGE and looked like the gnarly peaches growing on our peach tree. Try as I might, I couldn't pop it. It hurt awful, too. Plus, it came back again the next time I was stressed about a year later. Could have something to do with that charming son of yours............the one with the big mouth!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd deliberately pop the zit on his side of the mirror.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE FosterAbba response... I wish I would have thought of it!
ReplyDeleteIf my husband said that to me I would immediately go online to Sephora and order the Clarsonic acne-clearing device for $145. It kills acne breakouts by zapping them with short, very intense blasts of heat. The I'd browse through the other offerings from Sephora and order me another $500 or so worth of makeup and facial treatments, just so I wouldn't go around looking like a cyclops, y'know?
ReplyDeleteI know I wouldn't feel secure enough to take a picture and broadcast it on the internet........good for you!....Oh, I agree with FosterAbba too!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA!!!!! Love that, fosterabba!!! I had one of those 8 years ago when we moved. I called it my "peach" because it was HUGE and looked like the gnarly peaches growing on our peach tree. Try as I might, I couldn't pop it. It hurt awful, too. Plus, it came back again the next time I was stressed about a year later. Could have something to do with that charming son of yours............the one with the big mouth!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI would eat him quickly before he could lull me to sleep with wine and stick a spear through my zit. Er, I mean my eye. :D
ReplyDeleteI would draw on it so it actually looked like an eye. That would be awesome.
ReplyDeleteGrab the man and give him a huge hickey that his shirt wouldn't hide. Should take about the same amount of time to fade as the pimple. :)
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