So.... see these three books? Well, I made the mistake of forgetting them in the van -- a van which is used multiple times a day and is most often filled with teenage boys who really don't have much regard for cleanliness or cleaning up after themselves and so as you can see, something got spilled on the books.
Now, I could throw them away, or I could give you an exciting chance to win them. So here are the rules:
The least damaged book will go to a person who is selected from all those who:
leave a comment on my blog with a link to the blog post where they help me get the word out to folks about the Tackiest Blog Giveaway Ever. The blog post should include a link to this blog post.
You're in luck if you don't have a blog, because the second least damaged book will go to a person who who is selected from all those who:
put a link on their Facebook advertising Tackiest Blog Giveaway Ever and including a link to this post. If you do that and put a comment letting me know that you've done that, you will enter that contest.
And finally, you're still in luck even if you don't have a blog or a Facebook page because the most damaged book will be given to the person who writes a comment including a joke. The jokes will be judged by Wilson as to which is most funny.
The top two category winners will be selected by me assigning numbers to each person and then having one of the kids choose a number.
How's that sound? Confusing enough? Tacky enough?
ANd by the way -- think about it.... these are collector items. Sure, you may have a copy of hte book already, but does it really have Fletcher van goo on it? Noooo. When I am rich and famous you will be selling this copy on ebay for thousands of dollars. Think about that for a minute. ;-)
Ready, set, go....
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ROFL! I posted a link on my Facebook, Claudia. Hope you get lots of exposure.
LOL, I'll link you, though my OCD won't allow me to have one of these gooey books. :) I'm one of those straight-non-crinkled paper type of people...goo is just out of the question, lol. Even rich and famous goo. :D
Tacky doesn't even begin to cover it....
Done! Posted on my blog and facebook too!
I posted to my facebook page!! :)
1. I've got 4 posts to write before I can even think about committing to writing another on my blog.
2. My kids birthmom found me on Facebook so I closed my account.
3. I have endangered books that belong to other people on the floor of my van so that is the best I deserve!
I asked my 11 yr old son and his friend for the best jokes, because I figured they would know what would appeal to Wilson and I HAVE to win!
What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin in the oven?
"Oh my gosh a talking muffin!!"
++++++++++++++++
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner.
+++++++++++++++
Yo' Mama's so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
++++++++++++++
What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
Whatever you want! He can't hear you.
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A student asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. The teacher called him to the front and said he could go if he could say the whole alphabet.
Student: "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ"
Teacher: "What happened to the P?"
Student: "It's running down my leg."
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God Will Save Me
There was an old man sitting on his porch watching the rain fall. Pretty soon the water was coming over the porch and into the house.
The old man was still sitting there when a rescue boat came and the people on board said, "You can't stay here you have to come with us."
The old man replied, "No, God will save me." So the boat left. A little while later the water was up to the second floor, and another rescue boat came, and again told the old man he had to come with them.
The old man again replied, "God will save me." So the boat left him again.
An hour later the water was up to the roof and a third rescue boat approached the old man, and tried to get him to come with them.
Again the old man refused to leave stating that, "God will save him." So the boat left him again.
Soon after, the man drowns and goes to heaven, and when he sees God he asks him, "Why didn't you save me?"
God replied, "You dummy! I tried. I sent three boats after you!"
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What do you call a box with six ducks in it?
A box of quackers.
Mary in TX
1. I've got 4 posts to write before I can even think about committing to writing another on my blog.
2. My kids birthmom found me on Facebook so I closed my account.
3. I have endangered books that belong to other people on the floor of my van so that is the best I deserve!
I asked my 11 yr old son and his friend for the best jokes, because I figured they would know what would appeal to Wilson and I HAVE to win!
What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin in the oven?
"Oh my gosh a talking muffin!!"
++++++++++++++++
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner.
+++++++++++++++
Yo' Mama's so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
++++++++++++++
What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
Whatever you want! He can't hear you.
****************
A student asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. The teacher called him to the front and said he could go if he could say the whole alphabet.
Student: "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ"
Teacher: "What happened to the P?"
Student: "It's running down my leg."
******************
God Will Save Me
There was an old man sitting on his porch watching the rain fall. Pretty soon the water was coming over the porch and into the house.
The old man was still sitting there when a rescue boat came and the people on board said, "You can't stay here you have to come with us."
The old man replied, "No, God will save me." So the boat left. A little while later the water was up to the second floor, and another rescue boat came, and again told the old man he had to come with them.
The old man again replied, "God will save me." So the boat left him again.
An hour later the water was up to the roof and a third rescue boat approached the old man, and tried to get him to come with them.
Again the old man refused to leave stating that, "God will save him." So the boat left him again.
Soon after, the man drowns and goes to heaven, and when he sees God he asks him, "Why didn't you save me?"
God replied, "You dummy! I tried. I sent three boats after you!"
*****************
What do you call a box with six ducks in it?
A box of quackers.
Mary in TX
Posted on my FaceBook! What a cleaver idea!!
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/lori.hobbs
Love to win a sticky copy of your book. Here is my joke:
What do you say to a cow on the roof?
Get down.
cheers
Jo
With this tribe of mine, I am used to damaged goods. Damaged anything is just what my life has been called to. I will trade you a new book for reading yours.
Here's my joke. Hope Wilson enjoys it.
Two little old ladies were sitting in church. Towards then end of the service one of them leans over and whispers to the other, "My butt is falling asleep!"
The other old lady responds with, "I know I heard it snoring a couple times!!"
Have a fabulous day:)
I am all out of fart jokes, but here is my all-time favorite joke:
How do you spell Canada?
C-eh? N-eh? D-eh?
So Wilson you should pick me so I can read your mom's book.
This may not be one Wilson thinks it funny but I thought you would enjoy it!
What is the difference between a t-rex and a comma?
A t-rex has claws on the end of it paws and a comma has pause on the end of its clause
I also linked it on my blog!
http://bhaydenh.blogspot.com/2010/09/never-dull-moment-tackiest-blog.html
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