My father

My Dad is hilarious. Our conversation tonight, when I called to thank my parents for bringing me into this world 44 years ago, went something like this.

Me: Hey, Daddy.

Dad: Hi, Toddy (his nickname for me since I was a baby) you made me a very happy man 44 years ago today.

Me: Thanks. And thanks for your sperm donation.

Dad: (laughs) Problem is though, that you growing older means I'm getting older.

Me: Yeah, I guess so.

Dad: Well, it doesn't like you'll be having any more brothers and sisters.

Me: You're so weird

Dad: Yeah, I knew that. I'll let you talk to your mother.