My Journey as a Foster and Adoptive Parent.... 12 kids in 12 years.
I'd deliberately pop the zit on his side of the mirror.
I LOVE FosterAbba response... I wish I would have thought of it!
If my husband said that to me I would immediately go online to Sephora and order the Clarsonic acne-clearing device for $145. It kills acne breakouts by zapping them with short, very intense blasts of heat. The I'd browse through the other offerings from Sephora and order me another $500 or so worth of makeup and facial treatments, just so I wouldn't go around looking like a cyclops, y'know?
I know I wouldn't feel secure enough to take a picture and broadcast it on the internet........good for you!....Oh, I agree with FosterAbba too!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!! Love that, fosterabba!!! I had one of those 8 years ago when we moved. I called it my "peach" because it was HUGE and looked like the gnarly peaches growing on our peach tree. Try as I might, I couldn't pop it. It hurt awful, too. Plus, it came back again the next time I was stressed about a year later. Could have something to do with that charming son of yours............the one with the big mouth!!!!!!!!!!!
I would eat him quickly before he could lull me to sleep with wine and stick a spear through my zit. Er, I mean my eye. :D
I would draw on it so it actually looked like an eye. That would be awesome.
Grab the man and give him a huge hickey that his shirt wouldn't hide. Should take about the same amount of time to fade as the pimple. :)
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