Tony was going on and on and on last night a the dinner table that we needed to get a new kennel for our dog, Gizmo. He was complaining that the dog begs at the table (I wonder why -- since the kids feed him no matter how many times they're told not to, Tony being one of the worst offenders, though I digress).
Anyway, Bart stated, "I'll tell you what, Tony, I'll buy a kennel for Gizmo if I can put a muzzle on you."
Jimmy, very confused and probably picturing one of the girls at school, looked at Bart and said, "A Muslim?"
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