After lunch today several of us were in the living room just hanging out. Ricardo, while winning every match at wrestling yesterday, pulled a muscle in his back so I was rubbing medicated rub into his shoulders. I mentioned he needed more medicine and Bart misunderstood me. He asked Ricardo
Bart: "You think you might be pregnant?"
Ric: "No, dad. You're stupid."
Sadie: "Well, boys can get a sex change."
Bart: "Yes, but even if you are transgendered, you can't have a baby. You have to have a uterus. And Ricky, you don't have a uterus, so you can't have a baby."
Dominyk: Do I have a uterus?
Bart: No, dominyk you don't. I don't even have one.
Jimmy (accusingly, and not having a clue what one is): Sadie, I bet YOU have one!