This summer, in the notebook that I’m writing my book in, Sadie wrote a sermon. We were having “church” in the car, and she decided she wanted to be the preacher. Here is the sermon she wrote.
The Lord has resins for us he did on the chart. The lady had 3 kids and a humbs they were allmost out of mony so the lady need help so a strager help her. Her said do you have anything she sade jest some olil. He shid to go qharter as meony jars as you can and full they all the whay to the top and then shell them form some morey. The family was very happy and they hady some olie left it was so worfull that night. Lets pry any offrying put it in the yelly plat in the frount. Let go to the bingiging did the Lord give up for us no he whent us to partflit thell but Adam and his grlfriend at that apple off that tree.
The end.
If you waded through that you’ll recognize the story of the widow and Elijah and the never ending oil jar -- and the conclusion that mankind certainly screwed up God’s perfect plan for us when Adam and his girlfriend had to eat the apple off the tree...
1 comment:
that is priceless. Absolutely priceless.
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