When You're in Love with a Blogging Woman

When I threatened to rewrite this song, Bart remarked to our friends, "Yeah, I never knew I was sleeping with a court reporter."

WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH A BLOGGING WOMAN
Modified from the song "When you're in love with a beautiful woman" by Dr Hook

When you're in love with a blogging woman
It's hard
When you're in love with a blogging woman
You know it's hard
Everybody knows her
Everybody reads her
Everybody wants to know your secrets today...

When you're in love with a blogging woman
You watch that blog
When you're in love with a blogging woman
It never ends
You know that it's crazy
You want to feel right
Then somebody reads it and has something to say
When you're in love with a blogging woman
It makes you nuts

Maybe it's just her ego problem
Problem is, Iv'e been shamed before
By fair weathered friends and faint hearted readers
And everytime it happens
It just convinces me more

When you're in love with a bloging woman
You read her blog
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You look watch for your name
Everything you do
Everything you say
Ends up on her blog on the very next day

When you're in love with a blogging woman
You watch what you say
When you're in love with a blogging woman
You watch what you do
When you're in love with a blogging woman
You watch where you go
When you're in love with a blogging woman
You keep checking the blog...