Friday, July 21, 2006

Claudia Needs...

Stilling an idea from Kari, I googled “Claudia Needs ...”

None of them were all that hilarious, and some of them were very very true.

Claudia needs to take vitamins of the B complex...

Claudia needs to put on a few pounds . . . would look much better

Claudia needs a Sponsor (this particular Claudia is a “renegade ferrett.

Claudia needs an apartment.

Claudia needs all the healing vibes she can get!.

Claudia needs lots more votes.

Claudia needs more sex.

Claudia needs your friendship

Claudia needs ideas for senators t-shirts

Claudia needs too be the Zamboni driver

Claudia needs to stay in Napa and stay with her dead dad in the drawer

Claudia needs to go or change her style

Claudia needs no distractions

Claudia needs auto insurance for her 1993 Chrysler Sebring

Claudia needs to put her problem in writing and get an attorney

Claudia needs to not cop attitude she can't back up

Claudia needs love and more love

All Claudia needs to pull her out of her sea of depression is a bit of tough love

Claudia needs to buy 2 flavors of ice cream for her class party

Claudia needs ta stop talkin in da 3rd person

Claudia needs to stand up to Bernice

Claudia needs to relax as much as possible

Claudia needs to gain a second job to pay off personal and family debts

Claudia needs wisdom in her decision about the finances

Claudia needs to stop wearing full makeup to bed

Claudia needs to see that it doesn't really matter who wins and who loses. It matters how hard you try

Claudia needs to rest

Claudia needs 2300 watts of solar panel on the roof to cover her current electrical needs.

Claudia needs a liver transplant

Claudia needs the Lord's help

Claudia needs to see someone to talk to about what she's afraid of

Claudia - Needs to lose 160 pounds

Claudia needs to channel all this energy somehow. I'm thinking about signing her up for martial arts or fencing lessons.

Claudia needs to embody the same sophisticated flair that she can bestow upon a room

Claudia needs more HUGS!

Claudia needs a thread of compliments

Claudia needs your name before October 20th.

Claudia needs to eat a sandwich

Claudia needs to quit

Claudia needs an unlisted number because she is in the mental health field

Claudia needs another job first

Claudia needs a good home (in this case, she is a 1 year old pit bull)

Claudia needs to learn about Chinese - Australian society

Claudia needs to make a list of her priorities

Claudia needs to get some therapy

Claudia needs help to commit to a new health regimen and weight loss program.

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