10 Days in the Life

Here's a matching game for you. You have to email your answers privately, because I am motivated to somewhat protect the repuations of my children.

We've had quite a ten days.

Some of the answers you should know. Some you don't. Each item is matched with one of my children and all of these things have happened this past week.

Which if my children:

1) Has commented that it is impossible to live in our home drug free because of how WE are as parents;

2) Got suspended from school for getting into a fist fight;

3) Called 911 at an important church meeting less than 48 hours after a shoplifting incident;

4) Experimented with tobacco;

5) Spent an hour exploring gay porn sites on the internet;

6) Spent money for hair highlights and now wants them to grow out;

7) Has woken up at these times in the last week: 4:30 a.m., 3:30, a.m., 5:00 a.m., 5:30 a.m. Monday-Thursday.

8) Is responsible for their own laundry but refused to do it, wearing the same pants multiple times before I intervened;

9) Is declaring "It's all my fault"

10) Did nothing of note all ten days.