I'm a Hero

As we were driving today, I found out a way to make Tony and Dominyk think I was a hero.

Tony came home from his new school with this song today:

If you’re swimming in your pool,
and you feel something cool

diarrhea, diarrhea.

So I made up some new ones:

If you feel a little drip,
and something starts to slip
diarrhea, diarrhea.

If your lying in your bed
something squishy on your head
diarrhea, diarrhea.

If your underwear is wet
then you can make a bet
diarrhea, diarrhea.

and I kept going, but you get the idea...

And they were doubled over in laughter. And they loved me. And I was their hero.